my femme girlfriend: [hour and a half later] ok I’m ready to leave the house
me: [throwing on shorts and a tank top] okay baby i love you and you look so pretty
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My overdressed butch ass: [hour and a half later] ok I’m ready to leave the house
My femme girlfriend: [throwing on a sundress and head scarf] okay baby I love you and you look so handsome
Me: [after spending 6 hours on my hair and makeup] Babe I’m ready to head out now
My femme wife: [who has also taken 6 hours] Okay babe I love you I’m ready and your highlight is poppin severely but you need to blend that contour in a little bit
Me: [fixing her eyebrows] I love you
my overdressed butch ass: [hour and a half later] ok love im ready to leave the house
my equally overdressed femme girlfriend: [also hour and a half later] okay baby i love you we’re both so pretty
Me: [10 minutes and a tank top later] ok babe let’s go
My equally lazy butch girlfriend: [also 10 minutes and a tank top later] I love you honey but we gotta stop taking each other’s tank tops
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I’m the type of girlfriend that loves clingy. You can’t sleep at 3 am, maybe 4? That’s okay, call me. I don’t mind if you wake me up. You’re never annoying to me, no matter how many times you call or text me. I love it. I love that you care so much.
Ugh yessss
if I could find a girlfriend like this I’d be all good👏🏼
Do it.
i will write about the following, leave one in my ask box.
dear person i hate,
dear person i like,
dear ex boyfriend,
dear ex girlfriend,
dear ex best friend,
dear best friend,
dear *anyone*,
dear santa,
dear mom,
dear dad,
dear future me,
dear past me,
dear person i’m jealous of,
dear person i had a crush on,
dear girlfriend,
dear boyfriend,
- Girlfriend: I feel cute today
- Me: you're cute everyda-*girlfriend sends selfie* hoLY SHIT You are an actual goddess
PIPER ASKING ALEX TO BE HER GIRLFRIEND WAS EVERYTHING I EVER WANTED IN THIS LIFE
“Will you be my girlfriend?”
“Yes, you idiot!”
LIKE PLEASE BE CUTER??? I AM FINE DONT TOUCH ME
- Family: Why are you wearing that flannel?
- Me: Because I like it and it's comfortable.
- Family: It's too big! You look like you're being eaten.
- Me: You can ask my girlfriend how much I like being eaten.
- Family:
- Me:
- Family:
- Me: *sips tea* I'll show myself out.
I’m the kinda girlfriend that will tease the fuck outta you. I’ll get on top and straddle you when we are watching Netflix on the couch, grab your face and shove my tongue down your throat. then I’ll get up slowly, stare into your eyes, turn around and take off my shirt as I’m walking to the bedroom. but when you follow me into the bedroom I hope you realize that I’m still gonna play with you. I’m gonna get you wet to the point where you will be begging me to fuck you. but I won’t. not until you are moaning into my mouth while we kiss and softly saying that you want me inside of you. then I’ll fuck you. hard. and right when you’re about to cum, I’ll stop. and look at you. and smile. then bite your lip. and ask how badly you want me to finish. and then I’ll listen to you beg once again, and I’ll make you cum over and over again for the rest of the night.
If you’re my girl & want to you thru my phone you can have the password, I’ve got nothing to hide. Wanna stay in & cuddle and get Ya booty grabbed and rubbed on, I’m here. Don’t like it when other females try to get at me? Hey I’ll let them know I have you as my girlfriend. I’ll stay faithful to you as long as you stay faithful to me. We’re in this shit together. You got me, I got you.
i was babysitting a little boy and girl once and the boy asked me if i had a boyfriend and i said “no!! but i have a girlfriend!” and he said “like a friend thats a girl?” and i said “no like a boyfriend but they’re a girl instead of a boy! we still do couple things but we’re just both girls” and he said, without missing a beat, “oh ok! are you gonna marry her?”
like it’s literally that easy for kids to understand
the cutest part of this was when afterwards the kid said ‘so i could have a boyfriend if i wanted to?’ and i said yes, but to be careful because some people are mean to boys who have boyfriends and he pushes up his sleeves and goes ‘well then i’ll beat them up! if i wanna have a boyfriend i’m gonna have a boyfriend!!! i’ll even marry him if i wanna!’
oh hey it got more adorable
I’m the kinda girlfriend that will tease the fuck outta you. I’ll get on top and straddle you when we are watching Netflix on the couch, grab your face and shove my tongue down your throat. then I’ll get up slowly, stare into your eyes, turn around and take off my shirt as I’m walking to the bedroom. but when you follow me into the bedroom I hope you realize that I’m still gonna play with you. I’m gonna get you wet to the point where you will be begging me to fuck you. but I won’t. not until you are moaning into my mouth while we kiss and softly saying that you want me inside of you. then I’ll fuck you. hard. and right when you’re about to cum, I’ll stop. and look at you. and smile. then bite your lip. and ask how badly you want me to finish. and then I’ll listen to you beg once again, and I’ll make you cum over and over again for the rest of the night.